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Crazy Monster is still thinking about it.
This was magical.
If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.
Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.
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In which a dad stands up for his son when the toddler asks for a princess movie at Wal-Mart. Amazing. (via The Advocate)
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The Ghost of Ray Brower by Mick Minogue / Facebook / Blog
Mixed media, ‘Stand By Me’ inspired diorama. Part of the Glow in the Dark art show, “When the Lights Go Out” at the Bottleneck Gallery / Facebook.
WHY DO I NOT OWN THIS?! LIFE IS SO UNFAIR.
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but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat youWe (men) are not fucking sharks!
We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct
We are capapble of rational thinking and understanding.
Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it.
Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.
Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them.
You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed.
What is so fucking difficult about this concept?
^ that comment >
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spanish and italian:
So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french:
haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german:
LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english:
*shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic:
the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish:
here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese:
subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh:
sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese:
here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic:
so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin:
here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language:
If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
Ancient Greek:
Hey, there's no word order and nouns are declined. Also memorize all these participles.
Batman can be kind of a Dick……
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Reblog if you’re old enough to get this
Laughter. Horrified laughter.
I needed that laugh just now.
I still have PTSD from clippie.
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