Samples from AMERICAN ART DECO by Carla Breeze
all deco all the time
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
Mold making at its finest.
I need me some penis popsicles
*snort*. I want to make these!
Cock Pops people! COCK POPS!
If and when I get married or something similar….
The Twitter Mandela Hall Of Shame
AH SHYXAA HAHAHA SHOTS FIRED AND FIRED WELL
this is a compilation video of dogs that are too scared to walk past a cat
dogs are big babies
1/? Favorite Buffy Quotes
(We’re taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we’ve had running LotR jokes all semester.)
“Okay, guys, everyone look at me. We’ve been over the rules, but just in case: no notes, pencil your answers in on the scantron sheet, and graphing calculators only – no more ‘can I just used my cell phone’ nonsense.”
“[TA's name], my calculator batteries just died! What should I do?”
“Here, I’ve got a big box of spares.”
*struggling* “I can’t get this packaging open…”
“Here, I’ve got a pocket knife.”
“And I’ve got a pair of scissors if you need them.”
*from the back of the room* “OR MY AXE!”
(Everyone starts laughing.)
“The only axes allowed on the exam are in the graph section.”
“Oh, come on, you’re in a math class. Deal with the math jokes.”
(The professor enters with a stack of exams. With him are two exam proctors.)
“Tolkien jokes already, [TA's name]?”
“Hey, I didn’t start it.”
(The professor starts handing stacks of exams to the TA and proctors.)
“But I’m about to finish it. [TA], take these exams down the left flank. [Proctor 1], follow the desks down the center. [Proctor 2], take your exams right, along the wall.”
(At this point, many of the students have realized where this is going:
Theoden’s lines from ‘Return of the King.’)
“Forth, and fear no problems! Solve! Solve, students of calculus! Points shall be taken, scores shall be splintered! A pencil day! A red-ink day! Until three thirty!”
(The professor pulls out a pencil, holding it out like a sword, and runs down the first row holding it out. Students hold up their pencils, hitting his as he passes.)
“Solve now! Solve now! Solve to good grades and the class ending! MAAATH!”
(The entire class rises to their feet and gives him a standing ovation. A week later, we get an email from the professor.)
*at the end of the email* “PS: I appreciate all of you who wrote in their evaluations that I was the one professor to rule them all, but the best one yet was the student who called me ‘Mathrandir.’”
I accept no other versions of her, however historically inaccurate it is.
This is a powerful speech.
Leslie Morgan Steiner was in an abusive relationship, though at first she didn’t realize it. In a talk at TEDxRainier, she tells the disturbing story of her relationship, correcting misconceptions many people hold about victims of domestic violence, and explaining how we can all help break the silence.
If you or someone you know is facing domestic violence or an abusive relationship, you can find a list of resources here. The U.S. National Sexual Assault Hotline is 1-800-656-4673 (HOPE), and RAINN offers a secure online hotline.
This is important.
In Canada, call 1-800-799-7233 or visit http://www.thehotline.org/
In the US: call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-7233 (SAFE).
UK: call Women’s Aid at 0808 2000 247.
Australia: call 1800RESPECT at 1800 737 732.
Worldwide: visit International Directory of Domestic Violence Agencies for a global list of helplines and crisis centers.
Male victims of abuse can call:
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