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Superhero Noir Posters
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manchester:
gays. you will probably get mugged.
liverpool:
like manchester, but less gay. you will definitely get mugged.
newcastle:
probably quite good for canadians as exists in permafrost and has never left the 90s.
leeds:
it's a lot cheaper than london
bradford:
leeds but awful
nottingham:
gun death capital of the uk!
derby:
intense rivalry with nottingham, literally no one else in the country or world gives any f*cks about this.
hull:
violently resist anyone who attempts to take you here
leicester:
i'm not sure this is a real place
york:
this is an illustration from the top of a christmas biscuit assortment
birmingham:
NO.
brighton & hove:
more gays. is only a pretend city. mild to moderate chance of mugging. contains some deeply annoying hippies. basically if san francisco was british.
portsmouth:
there is literally nothing here.
southampton:
exactly the same as portsmouth but smells of off milk
bristol:
you have a 1 in 10 chance of ending up in a bbc recording. everyone sounds like a farmer or bob marley.
cardiff:
you have a 1 in 5 chance of ending up in a bbc recording, and a 1 in 3 chance of being glassed.
plymouth:
post apocalyptic wind tunnel full of drunk sailors pissing on depressed hookers. do not enter.
penzance:
everyone here is from london now.
london:
no one from london is actually from london and even breathing is expensive.
cambridge:
windy and full of equal amounts of homeless drug addicts and public schoolboys. the junkies are nicer.
oxford:
same number of c***s as cambridge but easier to escape from due to all-night bus to london
edinburgh:
a goth turned into a city. basically london but slightly more scottish.
glasgow:
it is impossible to tell whether people are angry or happy.
aberdeen:
las vegas at the point when vegas starts crying uncontrollably
belfast:
do not order "an irish car bomb" OR "a black and tan" here.
wolverhampton:
really, really don't.
norwich:
count people's fingers. mutations walk here.
coventry:
like plymouth, bombed flat in ww2. like plymouth, failed to take the hint. like plymouth: do not alight here.
wells:
so tiny and filled with country bumpkins that it got used as the setting for the VILLAGE in hot fuzz. there is also a suspiciously low crime rate...
worcester:
a blend between pretty tudor houses, ugly 60s buildings, forests, and sauce.
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There was a gentle rumbling and slight shaking of the dashboard.
Fandoms of new, turned quickly about to stare, startled by the sight in front of them.
THE STAR TREK AND LOTR FANDOMS HAVE AWAKEN FROM THEIR SLUMBERS, ARISING TO RETAKE THEIR RIGHTFUL THRONES.
Meanwhile, the Classic Who, the last of the Three Great Fandoms, lies in wait
For the 50th Anniversary is approaching
The Old Ones are awakening.
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i cant believe spider-man would do this
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Doberitz - Disinfecting Clothing
g-ku:
BABIES CAN SENSE EVIL.
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“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note.
So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.”
I saw her — boy, I’m telling you, I couldn’t believe what I saw. It was definitely suicide. Somebody had to help her, somehow. And obviously she wasn’t going to the right people.
I said to her, “I’m doing a convention two weeks from now in St. Louis.” And two weeks from then, in somewhere else, you know? She also came to New York - she was able to afford to got to these places. That went on for two or three years, maybe eighteen times. And all I did was talk positive things to her.
And then all of the sudden — nothing. I didn’t hear anything. I had no idea what had happened to her because I never really saved her address.
Eight years later, I get a letter saying, “I do want to thank you so much for what you did for me, because I just got my Master’s degree in electronic engineering.”
That’s…to me, the best thing I’ve ever done in my life.”
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Two very different Thursdays, a week apart. Breakfast in Kailua at Moke’s last week and picking apples in the orchard at home in Sweden today
