Where Hawaii meets the sea
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Oh look at you, you smug little corgi….
HEY PAUL. HOW’S IT HANGING?
PRETTY GOOD, PETE. YOURSELF?
NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU, OLD BUDDY. I’M ABOUT ONE MORE 60 HOUR WEEK FROM NIBBLING ON A SHOTGUN, AND I WANT TO GET DRUNK ABOUT IT.
WELL, I’VE GOT OVER 60 DIFFERENT TYPES OF BOURBON BACK HERE, PETE. YOU’RE WELCOME TO TRY THEM ALL. I HAVE YET TO MEET A PROBLEM WHISKEY CAN’T SOLVE.
YOUR EX-WIFE AGREE WITH THAT OUTLOOK?
YOU MEAN MY EX-PROBLEM, THAT’S NOW SOLVED?
YOU’RE A GOOD BARTENDER, PAUL. IT’S NOT JUST ABOUT POURING DRINKS. THERE’S A PHILOSOPHICAL ASPECT, PLUS A GOOD DEGREE OF COMMUNICATION SKILLS.
YOU WANT TO COMMUNICATE WITH A COUPLE OUNCES OF BASIL HAYDEN’S?
SEE? THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
The creepiest macarons ever"I still meet many people who do not understand how the Daily Mail is not just another tabloid, not just as bad as the rest of them, but instead something far more despicable and dangerous. It’s one of the most popular papers in Britain, and when we say, “Just ignore it – they’re just trying to get hits,” I shudder. We do not ignore evil – we challenge it and get angry about it. We make more people aware. Some people reading won’t have realised. And others can maybe point someone this way when they ask what they’re getting so worked up about."
I see Daily Mail crap RTed and reblogged a lot. The problem is that in amongst the racism, sexism, fear-mongering, jingoistic flag-waving bollocks and attacks on anyone who doesn’t fit within their tiny-minded world view is a lot of ‘innocent fluff’ that acts as link bait.
Imagine the KKK having a really successful kitten blog.
Try not to feed the monster.
Let me play you the song of my people.
Hugh Hefner The Gays of the Day: Hugh Hefner has penned quite the lovely defense of gay marriage in the September issue of Playboy. Here’s an excerpt, but do yourself a favor and read his piece in its entirety.
Nearly 50 years ago in the pages of this magazine I warned that “when religion rather than reason dictates legislation, do not expect logic with your law.”
Today, in every instance of sexual rights falling under attack, you’ll find legislation forced into place by people who practice discrimination disguised as religious freedom. Their goal is to dehumanize everyone’s sexuality and reduce us to using sex for the sole purpose of perpetuating our species.
To that end, they will criminalize your entire sex life.